Donald J. Christ Convicted Guilty of Crimes 34 times. Bootlickers in Chaos. FOX RT Shits a Brick as Putin Runs for Dacha.

Brett Alan Williams
3 min readMay 31, 2024

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Christians hold sign for Donald, “Thanl you Lord Jesus for President Trump”
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Despite death threats from Trump’s “Christians,” despite Trump’s Red Tie Brigade circumventing gag orders to intimidate witnesses and jury, despite asocial media support of Trump by the entire nation of Russia, somehow, Comatose Joe Biden’s Deep State proved its control of New York state in convicting Don on all 34 counts. Except Biden’s not in control of NY state courts or the 12 citizen jurors. Juror #2 gets his news from Truth Social.

Trump said his guilt is “rigged!” And Trump said the Emmies were rigged because his gameshow didn’t win one. Trump said, “it’s a disgrace,” the way his father excoriated him as a disgrace when Donald didn’t measure up to brother Freddie, the alcoholic. “I’m fighting for our Constitution,” Trump said. But in 2022 and ’23, he said the Constitution should be abandoned.

After a lifetime of mafia crime, how was sTupid finally held accountable? We thought America was well on its way to a fascist, autocratic kleptocracy — a “tyranny from sea to shining sea.” We thought we were a nation of liars. Now we find there are twelve people left who dare tell the truth? What is wrong with these people? If Trump doesn’t win the election, Vlad loses Ukraine.

The “Law and Order” party now supports an outlaw.

Meanwhile, on FOX: Hew Hewitt: “A travesty!” Trump attorney Will Scharf: “This is one of the darkest days in the American Republic!” Newt Gingrich: “The most corrupt system going after Trump. We’ve never seen anything like this!” Laura Ingraham: “We’ve reached the subbasement of US history… The judge ran his courtroom like any Kremlin crony would run one in Moscow… Soviet-style justice.” What? From the Grand Old Putin Party’s FOX RT, where Tucker Carlson said, “Why wouldn’t I be for Russia, which I am.” Tulsi Gabbard: “The Democrat elite are undermining the rule of law… we must rise up!” Jesse Watters: “Trump’s not safe in NYC! They’re willing to destroy the rule of law to take power.”

FOX’s $787 million fine for lying about a stolen election that wasn’t stolen didn’t change much. In fact, things are worse. Gabbard and Watters phoned in their angertainment performance, struggling to call up that authentic rage that good actors impersonate credibly.

To Joe and Jill Sixpack: get out there! Join the tsunami of crook-lovers in the streets of New York City. All 53 of them. The Passion of Donald J. Christ has begun. The next station of the cross is in Florida for stealing hundreds of Top Secrets for Vlad. Say your prayers. Grab your box of Bibles and ammo. Paul in Ephesians said, “We no longer lie to one another. We only tell the truth.” But don’t start now! We Reaganites are counting on you to implode the GOPP.

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Brett Alan Williams
Brett Alan Williams

Written by Brett Alan Williams

Physicist / artist / author writes about science & religion, art & culture, philosophy & politics with an edge. On Medium, Goodreads and TheFatherTrilogy.com